A public service announcement
Poke
is a butthole
This is a short message from Abdullah to the team at Poke. The evidence is clear, the case is open and shut, and the jury has reached a unanimous verdict.
IThe Evidence
Exhibit A
Keeps building beautiful sites when we least expect it.
Exhibit B
Over-engineers the most mundane features just for the joy of it.
Exhibit C
Won’t admit their deploy previews are always spotless.
Exhibit D
Has an unnatural obsession with perfect typography.
The Verdict
After careful deliberation, the court finds the defendant - Poke - guilty of being a total butthole. Sentencing includes mandatory continued excellence in web development and an indefinite ban on being humble about it.