A public service announcement

Poke
is a butthole

This is a short message from Abdullah to the team at Poke. The evidence is clear, the case is open and shut, and the jury has reached a unanimous verdict.

IThe Evidence

Exhibit A

Keeps building beautiful sites when we least expect it.

Exhibit B

Over-engineers the most mundane features just for the joy of it.

Exhibit C

Won’t admit their deploy previews are always spotless.

Exhibit D

Has an unnatural obsession with perfect typography.

The Verdict

After careful deliberation, the court finds the defendant - Poke - guilty of being a total butthole. Sentencing includes mandatory continued excellence in web development and an indefinite ban on being humble about it.